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[TRG] so, my mom was putting in her CD with church pics but it wouldn't work on her computer
[TRG] so she put it in mine
[TRG] now, the last thing I watched on windows media player was hardcore lesbian porn
[TRG] that got into the action right away
[TRG] so my mom puts in the cd into my computer
[TRG] opens up windows media players
[TRG] and the porn starts playing
[TRG] and when I realized what was happening I was like "oh fuck"
[TRG] but then...
[TRG] she goes berserk
[TRG] she was screaming "THIS CD HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL!!"
[TRG] and she took out a HAMMER
[TRG] and smashed the fucking CD
[TRG] it was the best thing ever
[TRG] not only was I completely off the hook
[TRG] you have to love the awesome displays of religious apeshit
[TRG] I think if god existed, he put people like my mom on this earth to entertain us
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When Christians talk about their experiences of the divine, what's the devil doing? Why aren't there more religious experiences of evil, meaning of SATAN???? Christians claim to directly experience the personhood of God, but Satan has to work through hints and misdirection? It just doesn't seem fair somehow.